number of times I've counted to 1 million

number of years I've lived
number of years I spent in school

number of places I've lived
number of people I've lived with

number of houses I've owned
number of houses I've sold
number of houses I've purchased

number of women I've proposed to
number of women who have proposed to me
number of times I've gotten married

number of people I've fallen in love with
number of people who've fallen in love with me
overlap

number of inventions patented
number of children fathered

number of jobs I've had*
number of lovers I've had

number of books I've read
number of movies I've watched

number of e-mail messages I've sent
number of e-mail messages I've received**

average annual gross income***
average annual taxes paid***
average annual spending***

total gross income***
total taxes paid***
total money spent***

amount of money I've inherited or been given***
amount of money I've given away so far***

miles I've traveled by bicycle
miles I've traveled by automobile
miles I've traveled by airplane

gallons of fuel used for travel
pounds of CO2 released from the fuel
pounds of CO2 I've exhaled